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@Council Estate Life overlaps 41% of your audience. Intro drafted and ready.
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Yesterday's reel beat its prediction
2.9× your usual reach against a 2.4× forecast. Worth a look.
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UK JAIL Newsneeds you
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Post the pasta reel at 6:40pm today
Art-E predicts 2.4× your usual reach 87% confident
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📅 Scheduled: pasta reel · today 6:40pm 2.4x · 87% Studio →
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🏆 Kelpie Daily crossed 64k followers. Your fastest-growing page this quarter.
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+18% network reach 3.4k shares overnight 2 moves today
⭐ Reel 2.9x
📈 Evenings 62%
🤝 Match 41%
🛡️ Contained
🎬 UK JAIL News +22%
While you were away ✦ 3 new
Needs a reply UK JAIL News 18m ago
A comment cluster is turning negative on last night's short
14 negative comments in 30 minutes, sentiment dipped from 0.78 to 0.51. Art-E has drafted a calm reply in your voice. Replying inside the hour usually settles it.
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Opportunity Drinking Memes 2h ago
Creator match found: @Council Estate Life
41% of their audience overlaps yours, and they post when you are quiet. One collab is worth an estimated +12k reach.
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Signal All pages today
Your audience shifted to evenings
62% of your engaged followers are now most active 6 to 8pm. In May it was lunchtime. This is why recent posts dipped.
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Prediction Kelpie Daily today
Friday looks strong for a 15-second recipe short
Short-form food content is trending up 22% across your network this week. A draft scored now would ride it.
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Win Drinking Memes yesterday
Tuesday's reel beat its prediction by 31%
You followed the timing advice. 4 of your last 5 followed recommendations beat your baseline.
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This week
+38%avg reach on followed advice 🔥 6-day open streak
Yesterday's reel hit 2.9× your usual reach , beating its own prediction of 2.4×.
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extra reach this month
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viral windows hit in time
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drafts improved pre-publish
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Win Drinking Memes yesterday
Pasta reel: 2.9× reach against a 2.4× forecast
Posted at the recommended 6:40pm window. Saves and shares carried it, not just likes.
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Win Family Feasts Friday
Sunday-roast carousel doubled its usual saves
You took the recipe-card format suggestion. Saves predict repeat reach for this page.
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Goal: 150k followers by 30 Sept 85% there
128k now · on pace at +9k a month ✦ Ask about pace
What Artemis earned you this month
+412k extra reach from taking the advice
2 comment storms calmed early
3 viral windows hit on time
9 drafts made stronger
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UK JAIL News · 14 negative comments in 30 min · rising
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Your last 3 posts underperformed
Drinking Memes · reach 38% below your baseline
Likely cause: your audience moved to evenings, but these went out at 1pm. One change fixes it.
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Strong creator match found
@Council Estate Life · 41% audience overlap · low content clash
41% overlap both peak Tue 6–8pm intro drafted
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Reach +38%, two storms calmed, and what Art-E changed · 2-min read
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✦ Art-E handled 6 things today without interrupting you
✓ Replied to 4 routine comments in your voice
✓ Rescheduled 1 post to a stronger evening slot
✓ Muted a spam wave on Kelpie Daily (12 accounts)
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Comment storm on any page
Within minutes, drafted reply attached · interrupts
Post beats 2x its prediction
So you can ride it while it moves · interrupts
Creator match above 25% overlap
Only real overlap, never hashtag noise · briefing
Engagement dips 10% week on week
Per page, with the likely cause · briefing
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HC Collab: @Council Estate Life × Drinking Memes Council Estate Life: Tuesday works! What time were you thinking? 2
QB Kelpie Daily editors You: Friday short is drafted, scoring 78, review when free. ›
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Council Estate Life Loved the pasta reel! Artemis pinged us about the overlap too. Keen to try a joint one.
You Same here. One reel, both audiences, split the edit?
Council Estate Life Tuesday works! What time were you thinking?
Art-E recommends: propose Tuesday 6:40pm, both audiences peak then. Predicted +12k combined reach. Use it
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Healthy · next move ready · 128k followers
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Healthy · short-form trend rising · 64k
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Watch · engagement dipped 8% this week
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75 Pasta reel v2
Edited yesterday · scores 75, Art-E sees an easy +8
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68 Air-fryer myths carousel
Draft from Tuesday · strong hook, weak payoff
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61 Friday short, first cut
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Morning
10:00am1.7x · 74%
Midday
12:30pm1.5x
Evening
6:40pm2.4x · 87% 📅 Pasta reel
7:00pm1.6x
8:00pm2.1x · 81%
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10pmKetflix Daily
your window, tap to book decent scheduledteal column = today
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📅 Pasta reel · today 6:40pm · Drinking Memes 2.4x · 87% Edit Cancel
Full week calendar arrives fast-follow. For now the windows above are the whole strategy: post inside them.
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CRISIS 2 min ago
Comment cluster turning negative
UK JAIL News · 14 negative comments in 30 min · rising
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Post beats 2x its prediction
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Only real overlap, never hashtag noise · briefing
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46% Drinking Memes Ketflix Daily46% shared
The night crowd has not seen the pasta reel yet
46% of Ketflix Daily followers also follow Drinking Memes, but reels rarely cross. A 10pm repost is basically free reach.
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1.4x Kelpie Daily Family FeastsSunday slot
Your 15-second format would lift Family Feasts Sundays
The Feasts audience engages Sunday mornings but gets long posts. One Quick-Bites-style short there is the experiment worth running.
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12% UK JAIL News Drinking Memesthe gap
UK JAIL News viewers rarely find the full recipes
Only 12% cross over. A pinned comment linking the Drinking Memes page on every short is the cheapest bridge you are not using.
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Your five pages, feeding each other on purpose.Art-E watches these overlaps weekly.
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● Instagram modelled 31%
@plantbased.daily overlaps your Sunday crowd
Their reel audience matches your Family Feasts profile. A cross-platform collab reaches people Facebook alone cannot.
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f Facebook → ● Instagram est. +18k
Mirror your top reels to @drinkingmemes on IG
Your three best Facebook reels fit IG Reels natively. Art-E would repost with tuned captions and track both sides.
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Performance
Reach 7d 14d 30d Drinking Memes
120k 60k 0
Tue · 118k
14 days ago today
higher line, more people saw you. That last climb is the pasta reel, and the dot is your best day.
Engagement rate weekly, vs your own average
10% 5% 0
avg 4.1%
6.8% now
8 weeks ago this week
you are pulling away from your own average. The evening shift did this.
Follower growth 90 days, all pages
293k 265k
293k today
April today
steady climb, steeper since the timing change. 150k on Drinking Memes by 30 Sept is on track.
Saves vs likes daily, why saves matter
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
likes saves
Tuesday's save spike is the pasta reel. Saves predict repeat reach, likes fade in a day.
Content & timing
Content mix that works saves-weighted
reels earn nearly half your saves. When in doubt, make it a reel.
Best posting times engaged followers by hour
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
8am 12pm 4pm 8pm
quiet good your window #1 this week
darker means your people are there. The gold ring is Tuesday 6:40pm, this week's number one.
✦ Why these windows?
Audience & standing
Your five pages reach this week
Drinking Memes carries the network. Family Feasts is the one to watch, its dip started Tuesday.
Comment sentiment this week
71%
POSITIVE
Positive 71%
Neutral 21%
Negative 8%
healthy. Negativity sits at 0.14, well under the 0.3 watch line, and Art-E reads every comment.
How you compare UK food pages your size
Content quality
Top 9%
Posting consistency
quality is elite, cadence is the gap. Two 4-day quiet stretches this month cost you the top 5%.
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Live signals
🏅 Top supporters: 3 fans drive 11% of your shares
☢️ Comment negativity 0.14 · calm, well under the 0.3 watch line
Live now: 214 people on your posts (counter preview, ships later)
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Every photo and carousel, read the way the feed reads them.
Carousels vs single photos saves per post
🖼️ Carousels 212 saves avg
📷 Single photos 96 saves avg
A carousel earns 2.2x the saves of a single. The swipe is a small commitment, and commitment predicts the save.
What is in the frame share of saves
Close-ups of the finished plate win. People save the destination, not the map.
Light and tone saves multiplier
Warm-lit plates out-save cool by 30% on your pages. Golden hour is not a myth, it is a multiplier.
Photo posts, last 8 vs forecast
🍳 Sunday roast carousel 1.8x
🥑 Buddha bowls carousel 1.6x
🍞 Bread basics steps 1.4x
🥕 Veg prep Sunday 0.9x
🍩 Dessert lineup 0.9x
☕ Morning routine 0.8x
🍽️ Behind the scenes 0.6x
📷 Pantry photo 0.5x
Alt text coverage 68% of photos
Alt text is read by screen readers and by the algorithm. The 32% without it reach fewer people twice over.
✦ Draft alt text for the gaps
Video Scene Hook Transcript read
20-sec garlic pasta product showcase 0.86 "wait for the garlic butter moment"
Midnight toastie text overlay silent 0.79 on-screen text read instead
Knife skills basics lifestyle 0.68 "three grips, one rule"
Scene, on-screen text, transcript and hook come from the video pipeline. Silent and music-only clips are flagged, not guessed.
Content patterns
Cascade & reach
Audience clusters
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What makes posts take off the model, in plain words
A number in the first 6 words +34%
Posting inside your window +28%
Save-worthy payoff (recipe, list, tip) +22%
bars right of centre push reach up, left drag it down. Your hooks are the superpower, overposting is the leak.
Caption length sweet spot
80 to 140 chars
20 chars 400 chars
engagement peaks at 80 to 140 characters on your pages. Long captions lose the scroll.
Posting frequency diminishing returns
you: 4 a week
1 a week 14 a week
past 5 a week the curve flattens. You are at the sweet spot, protect quality over volume.
Video retention average of your reels
100% 30%
the 3-second cliff
38% finish
0s 30s
Whoever survives second three stays to the end. Your hooks decide everything, the middle barely leaks.
Engagement by page rate, this month
Ketflix Daily has the smallest crowd and the loudest one. Reach and love are different games.
Last 12 posts impact vs forecast
🍳 Sunday roast carousel 1.8x
Teal beat the forecast, grey matched it, rose fell short. The bottom three share a trait: no hook in the first line.
Emoji sweet spot engagement by count
one or two emoji lift engagement, five or more read as spam to your audience.
Cascade & reach
How the toastie reel spread cascade
you
one post, 14 super-sharers (violet), 4,200 new people. The sharers are the multiplier, keep them close.
Engagement funnel pasta reel
Saved 3,100 · 25% of engaged
a quarter of engagers saved it. That save rate is why Art-E predicted 2.4x and it landed 2.9x.
Cumulative reach effect organic vs cascade
hour 0 hour 48
organic via sharers
after hour 6, most new reach comes through sharers, not the algorithm. The network is the engine.
Audience clusters
Audience cluster map who your people are
Foodie families 38%
Night snackers 26%
Budget students 21%
Weekend cooks 15%
four tribes, de-identified. Night snackers are why Ketflix Daily exists, weekend cooks are Family Feasts fuel.
Closest audiences similarity to Drinking Memes
Ketflix Daily shares nearly half of Drinking Memes's crowd, cross-posting there is close to free. UK JAIL News is its own island, bridge it.
AI activity
AI activity what ran while you slept
07:02 Morning briefing compiled, 5 pages scanned done
03:41 Comment cluster on UK JAIL News flagged, reply drafted waiting
01:12 Overnight scan: 1,240 comments read, 2 flagged done
22:30 Match model refresh: @Council Estate Life up to 41% done
every action is logged and reversible. Nothing posts without you unless you turn auto-pilot on.
Flagged comments 2 need a look
0.89 "this recipe is a scam, nothing like the thumbnail" Reply
0.61 "portions way off for a family of four" Reply
Model: five-signal comment reader (sentiment, emotion, intent, toxicity, urgency), F1 0.87 on your niche. Every flag shows its score.
Flagged comments 2 need a look
risk 0.89 UK JAIL News: "this recipe is a scam, nothing like the thumbnail" · 22 likes, spreading
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risk 0.61 Family Feasts: "portions way off for a family of four" · constructive, worth answering
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Hook
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Reach
20-sec garlic pasta Drinking Memes reel 0.86 0.81 2.9x
Sunday roast cards Family Feasts carousel 0.71 0.63 1.8x
Midnight toastie Ketflix Daily reel 0.79 0.74 2.2x
Meal-prep Monday Kelpie Daily photo 0.44 0.38 0.9x
Knife skills basics Drinking Memes reel 0.68 0.57 1.4x
Family curry night Family Feasts photo 0.52 0.41 1.1x
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