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DM
Going viral — 3.2× reach
+312%
2h ago
DM
Crisis
23 negative comments
−42%
3m ago
KD
Sentiment
+18% positive comments
0.94
4h ago
DM
Timing
Window opens — 6PM Tue
+34%
in 1h
FN
Match
94% audience overlap
89K
just now
UK
Prison drama trending
+340%
15m ago
PB
Growing
12 new followers today
+12
today
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Good morning. Strong night across the network — total reach is up +18% vs last Tuesday, with Kelpie Daily leading after a meme post crossed 12K shares before midnight. Two opportunities to act on today: the 6PM window for Drinking Memes, and a fresh collab match worth a look.
+18%
Network reach
12.4K
Shares overnight
91
Avg AI score
91
When the liver realises it's Monday again
2.4K reactions
184 comments
312 shares
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Their audience overlaps yours by 34% with strong shared interest in pub-culture humour. 7 topics in common with your top performers.
Powered by K-Means Audience Clustering · cross-page topic embeddings
Your UK Jail News page is positioned to capture this. Art-E predicts a post in this slot would score 92 — your highest forecast this week.
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Briefing
Strong night across the network — total reach is up +18% vs last Tuesday, with Kelpie Daily leading after a meme post crossed 12K shares before midnight. Two opportunities to act on today: the 6PM window for Drinking Memes, and a fresh collab match worth a look.
+18%
Network reach
12.4K
Shares overnight
91
Avg AI score
DM
Hunt · Opportunity
When the liver realises it's Monday again
Reach hit 24.5K in 90 minutes — your strongest velocity this month. The question CTA pattern + Impact-style caption was the trigger. Art-E predicts 2.4× more reach in the next 4 hours if you reshare to your other pages now.
DM
Crisis
23 negative comments in 4 minutes on your 6PM post. Sentiment dropped from 0.78 to 0.42 — the steepest dip in 30 days. Art-E recommends a response within the hour. The pattern matches a known troll cluster from October.
−42%
Sentiment
23
Comments flagged
0.89
Risk score
FN
Tribe · Match
Their audience overlaps yours by 94% with strong shared interest in pub-culture humour. 7 of their top 10 topics are in your top 15. They have 89K followers and post 5×/week — connecting could lift both pages by 15-20% reach.
94%
Overlap
89K
Followers
+18%
Est. lift
UK
Hunt · Trend
+340% mentions vs last week. Estimated peak window: next 4 hours. Your UK Jail News page is positioned to capture this — Art-E predicts a post in this slot would score 92, your highest forecast this week.
+340%
Mention spike
4h
Peak window
92
Predicted score
PB
Self · Streak
You've posted on Prison Biscuit every day for 6 days straight — your second-longest streak. Personal best is 14 days. Post today to extend it.
6 days
Current streak
14
Personal best
+12
New followers
KD
Hunt · Discovery
Sentiment climbed +18% on Kelpie Daily after the "Australian heeler customer service" post. Comments are dominated by joy + trust emotions. The post broke the viral threshold at 11:14 PM.
+18%
Sentiment lift
38.2K
Reach
94
AI Score
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Your engagement rate is +12% vs last week — driven by Tuesday 6PM posts. Reach is following the same trend with a one-day lag.
People Reached
847K
↑ 12.4% vs last week
Engagement Rate
4.2%
↑ 12% vs last week
Sentiment Score
0.82
Stable · positive
Virality Rate
67%
↓ 3.1% vs last week
Engagement & Reach — 30 Days
All pages · daily
Sentiment Split
847 posts · last 30 days
Positive 60%
Neutral 18%
Mixed 11%
Negative 11%
Format Performance
Avg engagement by type
Posting Heatmap
Engagement by day & time
This Week vs Last
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Emotion Radar
This week vs last
Top Posts — Last 14 Days
Ranked by AI score
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DM
94
2
KD
92
3
UK
87
4
FN
82
Tuesday and Thursday are your strongest days — engagement is 38% higher than your weekend baseline. Posting volume on weekends is still cannibalising weekday performance.
90-Day Multi-Metric Trend
Engagement rate · reach · posts published
Day of Week
Avg engagement
Format performance breakdown
Avg engagement by post type
Reach vs Engagement Scatter
60 posts · correlation analysis
Sentiment dipped −6% on Drinking Memes after the controversial post on the 18th. Recovery curve is on track — back to baseline by day 4.
Sentiment Over Time — 30 Days
Positive and negative rate daily
Emotion Breakdown
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Sentiment by Page vs Benchmark
Industry baseline = 0.65
Sentiment → Engagement
60-post scatter correlation
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Virality Analysis
Your virality threshold is 200 shares/hour. Two posts crossed it this month — both used the question CTA pattern with humour-led visuals.
Share Velocity — 48h
Shares per hour · red line = viral threshold (200/hr)
Virality Score Distribution
All posts this month
Viral Triggers
Impact ranking
Probability by Day & Time
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Content Patterns
Caption length sweet spot is 80-120 characters. Posts in this range have 2.3× the engagement of short captions and 1.6× of long ones.
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Emoji Sweet Spot
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Crisis Detection Log
Sentiment spikes · 30d
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Last 12 Posts
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Discovery
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9 collab matches found this week by K-Means audience clustering. Top match: Fri Night Chaos at 94% overlap.
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Avg overlap
76%
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3 critical items need response in the next hour — all on Drinking Memes. The rest can wait until your Tuesday 6PM window.
Drinking Memes — comment from @kevinmcginty
"This is the worst take I've seen all week. Unfollowing." Negative · Risk 0.89
Drinking Memes — 23 negative comments thread
Brand risk spike on 6PM post · sentiment 0.42 Crisis
Kelpie Daily post going viral
3.2× average reach in 90 minutes — reshare to capture momentum Opportunity
6PM window for Drinking Memes
Closes in 1 hour · +34% expected lift Reminder
New collab match · Fri Night Chaos
94% audience overlap · 89K followers Match
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"Prison drama" trend on UK Jail News
+340% mentions · 4-hour window Trend
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Your highest-scoring draft is "Friday plans hierarchy" at 89/100. Best window to publish: Tomorrow 6PM.
Friday plans hierarchy chart
Pyramid meme — top: stay in. Middle: pub with 2 mates. Bottom: that one friend who wants to go clubbing at 9PM.
Drinking Memes · last edited 2 hours ago
89
AI score
Why kelpies always win the Bunnings game
Photo set — 5 kelpies looking suspiciously innocent next to chewed plant pots, with caption "we did nothing officer".
Kelpie Daily · last edited yesterday
82
AI score
Inmates rank prison tea quality
Listicle format · 5 quotes from anonymous sources rating various establishments\' brews. Lighter take on prison content.
UK Jail News · last edited 3 days ago
71
AI score
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Question CTA pattern lifts virality 1.6×
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Tuesday 6PM is your top window across all 5 pages
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Caption sweet spot: 80-120 characters
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K-Means cluster A (pub humour) drives 38% of your reach
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Brand-risk threshold · Drinking Memes
Sentiment drops below 0.5 → ping in-app + Slack ● Active
Going viral · all pages
Reach exceeds 200% expected → in-app ● Active
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1 hour before each top window → in-app + email ● Active
New collab match · all pages
K-Means finds match with >75% overlap → in-app ● Paused
Trending topic · UK Jail News
Topic in your niche grows >200% in 24h → in-app + Slack ● Active
Best Times to Post
Calendar view of optimal posting windows · Powered by Optimal Timing engine
Your audience peaks Tuesday 6PM (+34% lift) and Thursday 8PM (+28% lift). Three windows this week haven't been used yet.
Best window this week
Tue 6PM
+34% lift expected
Windows this week
11 high-confidence
8 untaken
Worst time
Mon 7AM
−41% drop
Week of 4 May — 10 May 2026
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Scheduled posts (3)
TUE 6:00PM
Drinking Memes · "Friday plans hierarchy"
Predicted score: 89/100 · +34% lift expected
THU 8:00PM
Kelpie Daily · "Kelpies vs Bunnings game"
Predicted score: 82/100 · +28% lift expected
SUN 10:00AM
UK Jail News · "Inmates rank prison tea quality"
Predicted score: 71/100 · +19% lift expected